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The Full Healing Sequence In One Place

Eight courses. Five steps. The complete roadmap from drainage all the way through advanced functional neurology. The right things in the right order. One investment.

$439 $297

You Save $142 · 30% OFF

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Sale ends May 31

If You Have Been Doing This Long Enough

You Already Know What You Need

If you are looking at this bundle, chances are you already know that piecing your healing together one course or one practitioner at a time has not been working. You are ready for the full picture.

You have tried protocols in pieces.

One thing at a time. One practitioner at a time. And every time you switch gears you feel like you are starting over from scratch.

You suspect everything connects.

You can feel that your minerals affect your nervous system. That your gut affects your mood. That your trauma affects your detox. But nobody is teaching it that way.

You want the full roadmap.

Not another protocol. Not another quick fix. The actual sequence. From start to finish. So you can stop guessing.

You are done with band aids.

You have spent years on supplements that mask symptoms instead of addressing root causes. You are ready to do the actual work.

You have done some work but plateaued.

The drainage helped. The minerals helped. But you know there is more. The nervous system layer. The brain rewiring. And you do not know how to start.

You are ready to commit.

You are not looking for a quick win this month. You are looking for the foundation that will support your healing for the rest of your life.

A Personal Note

This Is Everything I Teach. In One Place. In The Right Order.

I built this bundle because I was tired of watching people piece their healing together one fragment at a time. They would buy the drainage course but skip the minerals. Or do the brain retraining without addressing the physical foundation. Or jump into functional neurology before their nervous system was ready for it. And every single time the work would land at a fraction of its potential.

The five step healing sequence is not just a teaching framework. It is the actual logic of how the body heals. Drainage opens the exits. Minerals supply the raw materials. Gut and nutrition deliver fuel to the cells. Nervous system regulation tells the body it is safe enough to heal. The deeper functional neurology work rewires what has been stuck for years.

When you do these in the right order, with the right depth, your body responds in ways nothing else has ever been able to create. I have seen it in my own life. I have seen it in hundreds of clients. And I built this bundle so that anyone who was ready to do the full work could have all of it in one place at one significant saving.

"You do not need another protocol. You need the actual sequence the body wants to heal in. This is it."

The Healing Sequence

The Five Steps Your Body Actually Needs

Every course in this bundle maps directly to one of these steps. Together they form the complete sequence.

Address Gut Function And Nutrition

Utilization matters more than intake. This step teaches you why your body reacts to foods and how to actually eat for healing, not just restriction.

Open Your Drainage Pathways

Before you do anything else your body needs open exit routes. Liver, gallbladder, kidneys, lymph, lungs, skin, colon. Without this step everything else recirculates.

Assess And Support Your Minerals

Every cellular function in the body runs on minerals. Without them your body uses heavy metals as workarounds. This step gives the body what it actually needs.

Regulate Your Nervous System

A body that does not feel safe cannot heal. This step teaches you how to actually create safety in your own body, not just talk about it.

Layer In The Deeper Work

Functional neurology, vagus nerve work, and advanced rewiring. The work that goes deeper than anything else, only effective once the foundation is in place.

Eight Courses. Five Steps. One Bundle.

What Is Inside

Every course included in the Complete Healing Sequence Bundle. Each one mapped to its step in the sequence so you always know where you are in the journey.

Step 1

Draining and Binding

How to support every drainage organ in the body. Complete binder guide. Why your protocols may have made you worse and how to fix it.

Individual value · $99

Step 2

Mineral Balancing and HTMA

Read your own HTMA. Understand your key ratios. Learn ionic mimicry and why heavy metals are in your body on purpose.

Individual value · $40

Step 3

Nutrient Density

How to actually eat for healing. Why our soils are so depleted that eating clean is no longer enough. Building meals that rebuild your body.

Individual value · $67

Step 3

FAD Diets and Anti Nutrients

The five root causes of food intolerances. The truth about every major elimination diet. Why elimination diets often make people sicker over time.

Individual value · $33

Step 4

Emotional Identification and Regulation

Identify what you are actually feeling. Move emotion through the body. Stop your unprocessed emotions from driving your physical symptoms.

Individual value · $27

Step 4

Mini Brain Retraining

Practical brain retraining that actually fits into your life. Stop stop stop, somatic experiencing, cathartic meditation. Real tools for real bodies.

Individual value · $27

Step 5

Beginner's Functional Neurology

Three part workshop with a guest practitioner. The four nervous system states. Vagal tone. Emotional clearing. Exposure therapy from the ground up.

Individual value · $79

Step 5

Advanced Functional Neurology

Identify which branch of the vagus nerve needs support. Daily exercises from Stanley Rosenberg. How acetylcholine production depends on your minerals.

Individual value · $67

The Math

What You Save With The Bundle

If you bought all eight courses individually here is what you would pay.

Draining and Binding$99

Mineral Balancing and HTMA$40

Nutrient Density$67

Fad Diets and Anti Nutrients$33

Emotional Identification and Regulation$27

Mini Brain Retraining$27

Beginner's Functional Neurology$79

Advanced Functional Neurology$67

Total If Bought Individually $439

May Sale Bundle Price

$297

You Save $142

Be Honest With Yourself

Is This Bundle Right For You?

This Is For You If

You are committed to your healing and ready to do the full work
You want the complete roadmap, not piecemeal protocols
You suspect that everything connects and you want to learn why and how
You are willing to do both the physical work and the nervous system work
You want to invest once and have everything in one place forever
You are tired of starting over every time you switch protocols or practitioners

This Is Not For You If

You are looking for a magic supplement that will fix everything
You are not ready to commit to working through the full sequence
You only want one piece, not the full picture
You are not interested in the nervous system or mind body work
You are looking for medical treatment for an acute condition

What You Will Walk Away With

The Transformation

This is not a cure promise. This is a clarity and capability promise. By the time you finish this bundle, here is what changes.

The Map

You will have the complete healing sequence integrated into your understanding. No more guessing. No more starting over.

The Tools

You will have a complete toolkit for every step of the sequence. Drainage, minerals, nutrition, nervous system, and deep brain work.

The Capacity

You will be able to evaluate any new protocol, supplement, or practitioner advice and know whether it makes sense for where you actually are.

The Confidence

You will trust your body again. You will trust your own judgment about your healing. You will stop outsourcing every decision.

Meet Your Practitioner

Hi, I am Lauren.

I am a Certified Nurse Midwife and the founder of Two Purple Carrots. I work with people in the chronic illness space who have tried everything and are ready to finally understand why nothing has been working.

I built this bundle because I lived everything inside it. The chelation that depleted my minerals. The aggressive detox that crashed my body. The years of expensive testing that gave me information but no path forward. When I finally found the right sequence, my body responded in ways nothing else had ever been able to create.

That journey is what I teach now. Not the latest fad. Not the newest protocol. The actual sequence the body needs to heal in the order it needs to happen.

Enroll Today

The Complete Healing Sequence. One Investment.

May Sale Pricing

The Complete Healing Sequence Bundle

Draining and Binding · $99 value
Mineral Balancing and HTMA · $40 value
Nutrient Density · $67 value
Fad Diets and Anti Nutrients · $33 value
Emotional Identification and Regulation · $27 value
Mini Brain Retraining · $27 value
Beginner's Functional Neurology · $79 value
Advanced Functional Neurology · $67 value
Lifetime access to all course content
Self paced. No deadlines. Yours forever.

$439 $297

30% OFF ends May 31. After that the bundle price returns to its regular price.

Common Questions

Frequently Asked

Do I need to do the physical work first before this bundle?

Ideally yes. The Mind Body Healing Bundle is most powerful for people who have already addressed nutrition, drainage, and minerals.

I have already done DNRS. Will this be repetitive?

No. While there is some overlap with brain retraining, the functional neurology work goes much deeper than DNRS.

How long do I have access to the courses?

You have lifetime access to every course in the bundle. There are no deadlines and no expirations.

I am highly sensitive. Is this work safe for me?

Yes. The work is designed to meet you wherever you are and help you widen your tolerance window slowly.

Is this medical advice or therapy?

No. Everything inside is educational. It is not therapy and not medical advice.

What happens after May 31?

Sale ends and prices go back to their regular price.

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Check Out The Other Bundles

The full healing roadmap from foundational physical healing to nervous system and advanced functional neurology work. Eight courses across all five steps in one place. But if you want to start smaller, you can begin with either the physical healing foundations or the mind body healing work below.

3 of the five steps

The Physical Healing Bundle

The physical foundation your body needs before anything else can work. In the right order. From the practitioner who learned the hard way so you do not have to.

Nutrient Density
FAD Diets and Anti Nutrients
Draining and Binding
Mineral Balancing and HTMA

$239 $177

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Steps 4 & 5

The Mind Body Healing Bundle

The nervous system regulation and brain rewiring work that determines whether your body can actually use everything else you are doing.

Emotional Identification and Regulation
Mini Brain Retraining
Beginner's Functional Neurology
dvanced Functional Neurology

$200 $147

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