your health in 2026, I have a special invitation for you...
If you feel stuck, overwhelmed, or frustrated by chronic illness, this program is designed to give you clarity, tools, and real results.
RESTOREÂ YOUR HEALTH THROUGH
NUTRITION, DETOXIFICATION, BRAIN RETRAINING,
AND EMOTIONAL REGULATION
GET INSTANT ACCESS
Inside the program, you will:
Understand the essential building blocks of a resilient body: hydration, minerals, movement, sunlight, sleep, mindset, and joy. These are the non-negotiables that support detoxification, cellular regeneration, and long-term wellbeing.
Learn how to use coffee enemas safely and effectively. This mini course covers technique, frequency, benefits, contraindications, and how to progress from beginner to advanced use—all tailored to your body’s unique needs.
Stop chasing fad diets and confusing nutrition advice. Learn how to support your digestion and nutrient absorption, identify food intolerances at the source. and build a personalized, balanced nutrition plan for long-term stability and healing.
Calm your nervous system and rewire your brain with limbic retraining, somatic techniques, and vagal nerve exercises. This course helps you build resilience, emotional balance, and physical stability, so your body and mind feel safe again.
Chronic illness dysregulates your system. Learn how to identify, process, and release emotions in a healthy way, so joy and stability become your new norm. Develop mindful awareness of your body’s cues and regain control over your emotional and physical wellbeing.
 About Lauren Keller & TPC Clinic
Lauren Keller is the founder of Two Purple Carrots (TPC) Clinic, where she is on a mission to help individuals with complex chronic illness heal by addressing the body as a whole — mind, body, and spirit.
A nurse practitioner, certified nurse midwife, and complex chronic illness specialist, Lauren’s work is deeply personal. At 25 years old, after living an active and healthy life, Lauren became suddenly ill overnight. Simple things like standing up or socializing felt impossible. Despite years of searching for answers through traditional and functional medicine, seeing over 20 doctors, and receiving numerous diagnoses, she continued to decline.
She went from being the medical provider to the patient and quickly realized that protocols, prescriptions, and aggressive treatments weren’t restoring her health. After heavy antibiotics and endless appointments left her depleted and discouraged, she made the difficult decision to step away and begin rebuilding her body from the ground up.
Lauren immersed herself in learning, earning certifications, attending conferences, studying mineral balancing, detoxification, nervous system regulation, mitochondrial health, quantum biology, and mind-body medicine. But more importantly, she began listening to her own body.
Through foundational work, nervous system healing, and supporting the body’s innate capacity to recover, she slowly restored her health. Along the way, especially during pregnancy with her son, she also rediscovered her faith and credits her relationship with Jesus as the deepest source of healing and guidance in her life and practice.
Today, Lauren works with individuals who feel overlooked, overwhelmed, or stuck in their healing journey. Through TPC Clinic, she and her team provide collaborative, root-cause care that focuses on the whole person — mind, body, and spirit.
Her mission is simple: to walk alongside you as you find your way back to health, with clarity, compassion, and hope.
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MSN, APRN
Specialization in women's health and midwifery, Emory University, Atlanta, GA
Certified Nurse Midwife
Worked for 7 years delivering more babies than I can count!
Quantum Biology
Quantum Biology certification in 2024
HTMA & Mineral Balancing
HTMA and mineral balancing certification with Susan Cachay in 2023
Mold Illness
Certification in Mold Illness with Dr. Jill Crista in 2019
Herbalist
Certified Herbalist in Women's Health, Aviva Romm, MD program in 2012